The focus for today’s email is the Ultra-Gutter Guard. It is affectionately known as the “Inlet Protection Device for the Laziest Dudes in the World.” Ok, I made that up. But it could be known as that. I SUPPOSE, I could put a more positive spin on it and say it’s “Inlet Protection for the BUSIEST people in the world.”
Well anyway you slice it, it’s a super-effective stormwater management product that is as easy as it gets when it comes to installation. You could literally* throw this at a drain and there’s a decent chance that it will be properly “installed” without any further adjustment.
The Ultra-Gutter Guard is made with 100% recycled materials (Queue the dramatic environmental and sustainability music) so it’s eco-friendly. But it’s also an exceptional filtering device that keeps dirt, sediment, and silt out of drains and inlets. And, as mentioned above, it’s quick and easy to install. Simply place it in front of a curb inlet or around a drain and voila! You’re done.
This combination of effectiveness and speed/ease of installation makes the Ultra-Gutter Guard a very popular choice in the construction industry. A small crew of one or two could install Gutter Guards on an entire site in a matter of SECONDS! Ok, it might be quite a few seconds, but overall, a very short time.
But wait! There’s more! If you act now** we’ll include bypass ports at NO EXTRA CHARGE! These ports prevent ponding and flooding by allowing untreated water to go into the drain should there be a large amount of rainfall in a short period of time.
Your mind is in the gutter now. Please try and keep it there. See ya next week!
*Please know that I don’t add this word lightly. As a wordsmith, I am appalled at how this word is misused by the masses.
**You don’t have to act now, you can act later. Either way, you’ll get “free” bypass ports. Tell order entry you know me.